it’s like, sometimes i wanna fuck you.

but most times i just wanna slap you in the face.

but then after that i go back to wanting to fuck you.

that weird?

When my skinny friend says she’s feeling fat

whatshouldwecallme:

Putting on skinny jeans
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning