So everyone knows that Zach is always my Man Crush Monday because I love him and it’s gross but today I thought I would switch it up. Oli is my MCM today because he’s probably the best guy friend I’ve ever had. Sure I straight up wanna him in the face and choke him til he turns blue sometimes but that’s just how being bros is. You’ve really grown as a person in this past year (not to mention got a much needed haircut) and I am very proud of you. Love you Tree Trunks 🌴. #MCM #OliBear #stillcutedoe

So everyone knows that Zach is always my Man Crush Monday because I love him and it’s gross but today I thought I would switch it up. Oli is my MCM today because he’s probably the best guy friend I’ve ever had. Sure I straight up wanna him in the face and choke him til he turns blue sometimes but that’s just how being bros is. You’ve really grown as a person in this past year (not to mention got a much needed haircut) and I am very proud of you. Love you Tree Trunks 🌴. #MCM #OliBear #stillcutedoe

kwin-see

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

the-smiling-kat

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene